I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
Here we see a prime example of the white male mating call in the wild. While this attempt and many of his others were unsuccessful, he will continue to scour the internet in search of the coveted ass n titties, which he will then use to inseminate his favorite sock.
this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post.
the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry.
fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living.
A reality check for tumblr.
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG
How about instead of hating on the women’s post which is equally important, we just spread this as well? Adding more hate isn’t going to stop hate, and this is not more important than the women’s cause; they’re equally important. So instead of bitching unnecessarily about how the women’s post, which is not causing this to happen, you focus on the real problem???
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god